This week I’ve been visiting my friends Amy and Alyssa in Texas. I’ve had a wonderful time with them, but we’ve had many – shall we say – EPIC fails.
I hardly know where to start.
Our week went something like this…from a very popular rhyme scheme…
A Week of Epic Fails
Poop on my clothes,
Poop on my clothes,
Looking like a silly boy with poop on my clothes.
Hand in the plug,
Hand in the plug,
Looking like a (fried) bug with my hand in the plug.
Head on the flo’
Head on the flo’
Looking like a bruise with my head on the flo’.
Food on the flo’
Food on the flo’
Goin’ out to eat with my food on {ahem, all over} the flo’.
Standing on a chair,
Screaming in the air,
Looking like silly girls with spiders everywhere.
Bugs on the flo’
Spray on the flo’
Killin’ all the bugs with the spray on the flo’.
Oil on the flo’
Oil on the flo’
Shattered scented oil all over the flo’.
Yeah, so that’s how the week went down. Not as planned, but we kept it real and made tons of memories!
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Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! For the record, I was nowhere near any of these fails!
.-= Amy@Amy Loves It!´s last blog ..A Week in the Life: Day 6 =-.
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Oh I just LOVE it! So funny because another mom and I were talking about poop earlier. Hilarious the things us moms chat about!
I can’t get the melody out of my head now. I think you should try out for American Idol with this one! ha!
~melody~
.-= ~Melody @ 6 Feet Over~´s last blog ..#39 ~ Favorite Things Friday (mom’s edition) =-.
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Haha! Enjoyed the catchy little tune.
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Wish I could have participated in even half of these. Love ya, chicky chick!
.-= QuatroMama´s last blog ..Hope Blogs #WVinDR =-.
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Thanks for the giggle(s). Definitely a cute way of keeping it real with your fails.
.-= Ashley @ Spoonfuls of Sugar´s last blog ..Newspaper/Coupons and a dog = FAIL =-.
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Oh so funny!!!! Love the rhyme. Glad I got to take part in the food on the flo. Enjoyed meeting you! Be safe getting back home and I need a full rest stop report…will be driving to FL in 6 weeks! God bless you and your sweet little guy!
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I am cackling at the moment!
.-= Kelly´s last blog ..Giveaways!! =-.
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How funny! My sons would appreciate a song about poop!
.-= Sheri´s last blog ..This may be oversharing… =-.
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Hahaha!! So funny! I can jusy imagine this in a cutesy litte cartoon with the tune playing in the background
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She got all her catchy groove from her amazingly hip hub. To be sure, the words are all her own, but she (and my dancing son) definitely obtained their groove from me.
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I’ll be singing that “song” all day now. Thanks.
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I love that you did your post to the “pants on the ground” tune! haha So funny!!!!
.-= Lauren´s last blog ..Crazy Love Challenge: Bringing Tucker Home =-.
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Now that song will be stuck in my head all day! Again!
lol
Dian
.-= Dian @ Grocery Shop For FREE´s last blog ..Taco Nite: Friday Fail! =-.
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I’m sorry all those things happened to you this week, but I can’t but laugh as I sing that little song. What a way to make a funny out of fails!!
.-= Amanda @ Mommy’s Idea Book´s last blog ..Surviving the Chaotic Moments of Motherhood =-.
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I love it! Creative and tells the story too
Sounds like some of my days. My fail today is actually a Wanted poster for a fail that one of my kids perpetrated. Have a blessed weekend with your friends!
.-= Dawn@ 5 Kids and a Dog´s last blog ..It Wasn’t Me =-.
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Oh my goodness! You poor thing! So sorry about the mishaps, but glad you had a great time anyway.
Would love it if you would stop by and enter my Mother’s Day Giveaway! ♥
.-= Tori Close´s last blog ..Mother’s Day Giveaway =-.
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Haha! I definitely sang your whole post (in my head) and laughed (out loud)! Thanks for sharing, Myra! I’m excited to check out some more Friday Fails (and I got mine linked up too)!
.-= anna´s last blog ..Friday Fails: puppy edition =-.
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That was hilarious! How creative! Your floor made me feel a little better. I had three fails this week so I linked up three times.
.-= Helen Joy´s last blog ..The Name =-.
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I have to admit I was so jealous of your get-together as I followed your tweets all week… but… “spiders everywhere”? Can’t say I’m sorry I missed that one!!;)
.-= JessieLeigh´s last blog ..Flowers For Mother’s Day =-.
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You’ll be happy to know that pest control has recently taken care of that little spider issue.
.-= Alyssa @ Keeping the Kingdom First´s last blog ..Walgreens $5 Challenge: May 9 – 15 =-.
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