Friday Fails – A Week of Epic Fails


This week I’ve been visiting my friends Amy and Alyssa in Texas. I’ve had a wonderful time with them, but we’ve had many – shall we say – EPIC fails.

I hardly know where to start.

Our week went something like this…from a very popular rhyme scheme…

A Week of Epic Fails

Poop on my clothes,
Poop on my clothes,
Looking like a silly boy with poop on my clothes.

Hand in the plug,
Hand in the plug,
Looking like a (fried) bug with my hand in the plug.

Head on the flo’
Head on the flo’
Looking like a bruise with my head on the flo’.

Food on the flo’
Food on the flo’
Goin’ out to eat with my food on {ahem, all over} the flo’.


Standing on a chair,
Screaming in the air,
Looking like silly girls with spiders everywhere.

Bugs on the flo’
Spray on the flo’
Killin’ all the bugs with the spray on the flo’.

Oil on the flo’
Oil on the flo’
Shattered scented oil all over the flo’.

Yeah, so that’s how the week went down.  Not as planned, but we kept it real and made tons of memories!


Do you have a “fail” to share? Link ’em up here! Please follow the rules! I don’t want to have to delete posts that don’t link back to My Blessed Life. I can’t wait to read your fails! Try to spread the love and comment on the other “fails” posts!


  1. Oh so funny!!!! Love the rhyme. Glad I got to take part in the food on the flo. Enjoyed meeting you! Be safe getting back home and I need a full rest stop report…will be driving to FL in 6 weeks! God bless you and your sweet little guy!

  2. Hahaha!! So funny! I can jusy imagine this in a cutesy litte cartoon with the tune playing in the background 🙂

  3. She got all her catchy groove from her amazingly hip hub. To be sure, the words are all her own, but she (and my dancing son) definitely obtained their groove from me. 🙂

  4. I love it! Creative and tells the story too 🙂 Sounds like some of my days. My fail today is actually a Wanted poster for a fail that one of my kids perpetrated. Have a blessed weekend with your friends!
    .-= Dawn@ 5 Kids and a Dog´s last blog ..It Wasn’t Me =-.

  5. Haha! I definitely sang your whole post (in my head) and laughed (out loud)! Thanks for sharing, Myra! I’m excited to check out some more Friday Fails (and I got mine linked up too)!
    .-= anna´s last blog ..Friday Fails: puppy edition =-.

  6. That was hilarious! How creative! Your floor made me feel a little better. I had three fails this week so I linked up three times.
    .-= Helen Joy´s last blog ..The Name =-.

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