Not Me Monday…

Today I’m joining in with MckMama’s Not Me! Monday carnival. It’s fun to post about our most embarrasing things that we would never tell anyone, yet here I’m telling it all! Please don’t judge me! Ha!

::When I began using a new bottle of hair conditioner, I did not wonder why it was so sudsy and I did not continue to use it for almost a week. At which time I did not realize that it really was not shampoo! Nope, not me!

::A few weeks ago while Prince Charming was waiting in the car with Ridley, I did not walk into Walgreens and I certainly did not fall flat on my face in the floor! No, I definitely did not! How embarrasing would that be??

::On Wednesday while returning our Redbox rental (The Tale of Despereaux…cute!) I did not park in the fire lane at Walmart. I also did not run in only to find that there were three other people in line. I certainly did not barge to the front of the line to ask if I could !!please!!return the movie…my son definitely was not dying of hunger at the time!! And my conscience did not bother me at all for parking where the sign said “Do Not Park!” Nope, not me!!

::I have never understood why people let their laundry sour! How gross is that!?! After, letting a load sit in the washer overnight (or was that two nights??), I did not throw it in the dryer and hope that it would be ok. It came out smelling like roses…not! No, I would NEVER do a thing like that!

Hope you enjoyed my embarrasing moments! I’ve gotta write them down this week. When I get embarrassed I think I automatically block these crazy things from my memory!

Don’t forget to click on over to MckMama’s to read more Not Me’s!!!