The abbreviated version:
~I did not buy a lovely carton of strawberries, only to watch them dump all over the garage floor when I opened the car door to unload the groceries. Nope, I would never let something like that happen. I outgrew my “klutzy” stage years ago! Not me!
~I did not cut my hand twice on the refrigerator door…and we’ve had the refrigerator, how long?? Yeah, it’s been a while. I must be entering the awkward/klutzy stage again…just kidding. Not me!
~I did not do dishes for the first time in a week. Nope, I’m a superb housewife and nothing ever, ever piles up around here!
~I was not checking out at the grocery store only to find out that my debit card would not work. Apparently, I was mailed another card two months ago, but of course, I never got it. This situation did not frazzle me in the slightest. I’m always calm under all circumstances. Not!
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Haha, this is so funny! Love it!
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LOL!
I never let dishes pile up around here either
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